We aren't saying these shorts will make you better. We are saying that you should shut the fuck up and train and make yourself better.
The shorts have pockets with a loose yet sturdy mesh liner. Drawstring is on the inside.
| MEN'S SIZING |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Waist | 29 ⅞ | 31 ½ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 45 ⅝ |
| Hips | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| WOMEN'S SIZING |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Waist | 25 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 41 |
| Hips | 35 ⅜ | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 41 ¾ | 44 ⅞ | 48 | 51 ⅛ |